But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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