I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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