I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
