I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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