you have to choose: penises or morals?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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