Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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