I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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