no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around