Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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