Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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