Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
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