I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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