please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
50% drunk capacity currently
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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