Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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