Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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