Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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