nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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