It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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