i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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