My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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