just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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