This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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