i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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