Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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