Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
no you cant smoke seaweed
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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