This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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