let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?