That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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