Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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