they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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