Sry I called you an 8
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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