There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
