My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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