I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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