he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Farmville is her only friend.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
