Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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