I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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