oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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