Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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