I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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