It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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