You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
