I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
they're like a gay fantastic four
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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