My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My breasts were aching with rage.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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