Me too!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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