So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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