What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he shaved USA in his pubs
Little spoons don't ask big questions
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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