that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
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