I hope mine doesn't look like that
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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