Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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