writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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