Why are handjobs necessary in class?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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