ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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