k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm at about main and main street
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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